Imagine having your own personal fake penis that can cum at your command. Well, you don’t even have to imagine it. If you enjoy cum play, creampies, and bukkake, then this is a toy for you. Loads of cum are indeed fun, but sometimes it’s hard to get it exactly when you want it. Not anymore. Ejaculating dildos are here to make all your cum dreams “cum” true. Trust us when we say that these are no ordinary realistic dildos. They look and feel real, but they can also shoot you in the eye if you’re not careful.
Ejaculating Dildos for Cumfreaks
Some of us can’t stand the thought of having sex without semen in the picture. It’s only natural, as ejaculation accompanies orgasms (most of the time). This time, we are speaking to the cum-hungry audience that isn’t one cumshot oriented. We’re talking about people who enjoy their creampies, as well as their facials.
Whether or not this type of facial clears your pores is a topic for another conversation, though. Cumming dildos, also known as a cumshot dildos, are a perfect toy for those who enjoy cum play as they are fillable with — you guessed it — fake cum. To take things to a whole other level (if that’s even possible), some of these bad boys can also vibrate.
What’s more, you can even make your own fake sperm or use other liquids that may be squirtable. And, of course, you can enjoy these toys on your own or with a partner for a little extra splash.
An Ejaculating Dildo Completes the Experience
You know what dildos are for. You do a bit of penetration play and a bit of blowjob practice, and that’s it. But where’s the fun part? Maybe you will cum but there’s no cum FOR you. That’s where ejaculating dildos come to save the day.
We have all seen some pretty realistic toys, sure. But the realism of ejaculating/squirting dildos is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. It is the next best thing after the real deal. Why wouldn’t it be? You load your dildo with fake cum and you cum away. Fun!
Premade fake cum is generally safe for your vagina (or anus), as well as for swallowing. Some brands let you make your very own custom cum recipe. You might wanna save homemade cum and other liquids for just swallowing, though, because they really are a treat.
Types of Fluid to Use as Cum
First and foremost, it’s important to master how to fill your dildo. Different brands offer unique styles of squirting and, therefore, filling. Some come with a pump, while some have a syringe. The latter types are probably easier to figure out if you already know how to operate a syringe. You fill it up and send liquids through a tube. The syringe also lets you control how big or small a cumshot you want. Those with a pump you need some brainpower for. Dip the tip into the desired liquid and let the dildo suck it up. Of course, the pump controls the ejaculation.
Some brands give you a small bottle of already made fake cum for you to use. However, you can also make your own from a recipe they provide. Homemade fake cum is also an option, but so is a water-based lube, for example. All of those are safe for fulfilling your creampie or facial fantasies. And swallowing too if that’s what you like. You can fill your dildo with things like whip cream, alcohol, or anything edible, really. However, it has to be liquidy enough to pass through the pipe (duh!). Those are for swallowing only, though!
How to Clean an Ejaculating Dildo Properly
We now know there are ejaculating dildos that operate in different ways. However, they all have one thing in common. Ok, two things. First is they all need to be properly cleaned after use, like any other sex toy. Second is they all have a tube that also needs cleaning. Silicone dildos are the easiest to maintain. Just pop them into boiling water, and that’s it. Glass dildos are also easy to clean with a mixture of soap and water. CyberSkin is by far the most difficult to wash, so maybe steer clear from those for now.
What about cleaning the tubes, though? They’re more important as cum sits in them until it sits on your face (or in any of your holes). It might seem difficult, but it’s quite simple. Soapy water will do the trick. Fill your dildo with it and run it through until it’s empty. Run some water through afterward in the same fashion, just in case. Don’t want any soap leftover in there. Now that you have it all figured out, it’s about time we stop talking and get to cumming.
Clearly, operating an ejaculating dildo isn’t rocket science. This toy can be used by beginners and sexperts alike. They come in a variety of sizes, colors, and ejaculating styles, and you can view some of these at LoveGasm. You can even get a couple of them and switch depending on your mood. They come in a variety of materials too, but we recommend silicone as they’re silky smooth. Cumming dildos with pumps allow you to choose between a small or a large pump. So depending on how much fun you want to have. Try to do this in a familiar environment because someone will have to clean up the mess.